Weirdest News Story of All-Time: Wyoming Slaughterhouse Worker Smuggles Cows Eyeballs in His Rectum!

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Roy Tilbott, Wyoming’s finest

Roy Tilbott, slaughterhouse worker in Casper, Wyoming, was doing a field sobriety test during a routine traffic stop when a dozen eyeballs slid down his leg.Cops pulled their guns on Tilbott, thinking him a serial killer.

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One of 30 cow eyeballs stuffed up Tilbott’s rectum

Turns out he was just smuggling 30 cow eyeballs in his rectum. He soon broke down and admitted to smuggling thousands of eyeballs out of the factory in his rectum, which he puts into soups and eats.

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JobbieCrew’s Hot Honey of the Week: Italian royalty Beatrice Borromeo!

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Italian girls, like Brazilian girls, come in many different beautiful flavors. Sicilian girls are darker whereas Northern Italian girls look almost German.

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Born in 1985 in Innichen, Northern Italy, Beatrice Borromeo is a stunning piece of Italian aristocracy.

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Beatrice hails from the House of Borromeo, a powerful Milanese banking family since the 1300’s.

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Jimmy Hoffa: Where is He Now? Hoffa disappeared 40yrs ago today on July 30th, 1975

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Jimmy Hoffa in Detroit (1959)

Jimmy Hoffa was like the Wu Tang Clan’s Ol’ Dirty Bastard in the sense that there was no father to his style. He was like that dude who organized things, you know?

Here’s the Six Most Popular Theories for His Disappearance:

– He went snorkeling in concrete flippers in the world’s biggest fishtank

– He’s drinking Polynesian Pearl Divers and living on a Hawaiian island with Tupac, Biggie, Marilyn Monroe, Michael Jackson, Andy Warhol and Jimi Hendrix

– He was eaten by Howard Cosell’s toupee

– President Gerald Ford zapped Hoffa into the 3rd dimension thru the wormhole of the Bermuda Triangle

– He was bricked up inside Mayor Coleman Young’s mansion and fed a bucket of fish heads once a week

– Mike Ilitch put Jimmy Hoffa in a giant vat of Little Caesar’s Pizza Sauce

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Marilyn Manson AND The Smashing Pumpkins LIVE @ DTE! (Wednesday, August 5th, 2015)

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Two 90’s Midwestern rockers (one alt, one goth) join forces for The End of Times tour.

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Twenty years ago, way back in 1995, both groups came to prominence simultaneously with two great albums.

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Marilyn Manson released ‘Smells Like Children’ then a few months later, The Smashing Pumpkins released their phenonemal double-album ‘Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness’. Now, 20yrs later, here there are!

What:          Marilyn Manson AND The Smashing Pumpkins

When:         Wednesday, August 5th, 2015

Where:        DTE Energy Music Theatre (7774 Sashabaw Rd, Clarkston, MI)

Time:          7pm-Midnight

Cost:            $25.00-$115.00 ($4.00 “traffic control fee” added to the ticket price)

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