With Christmas just around the corner,
And not a bikini around,
The woman are so covered up,
We could be a middle east town
Long johns everywhere,
Sweater necks abound,
Cover-all's a covering,
And I'm a turtling all night long,
To cold to get naked,
Let alone show some skin,
We dream of the days of,
Beer, Boobs, Summer and skin,
Beer and wine,
Nipples and asses,
Boat's and babes,
we long for the past,
Thru cold winter nights,
I dream in my head,
Till our friend Jobbie Nooner,
Is here again!
The Crew wishes all of you a happy and safe holiday season! Nips are Hip Baby!
The search is on for next years Jobbie Girls!!! What's in it you you ask?
1- VIP access to the hottest parties of the summer and winter including Jobbie Nooner 2015 and Raft Off 2015
2- Custom JobbieCrew.com bikini
3- Free Rum!
4- Star in the upcoming JobbieCrew.com web series on Jobbie Nooner
5- Get to ride on the coolest ship on the water
6- Free Rum!
7- Free Uber car because of all the Rum
8- Get your own page on JobbieCrew.com
We are looking for 3-4 girls who's duties include:
1- Helping us at the events getting releases from everyone on the stage
2- Selling T-Shirts to pay for the rum
3- Be a web star with the JobbieCrew.com
4- Show up and represent with the Jobbie Crew at different events/parties through out the year
5- Have fun
Must be 21
753 gallons of fuel burned @ .4 miles to the gallon that's over 300 miles
6,352 beers drank (estimate, might even be low)
6 gallons of Captain Morgan emptied
1200 pairs of boobs seen
2 Bachelor parties
3 parties at Brownies on the Lake
2 Parties at Tin Fish
Parade of Lights
Charity event and the Ford mansion
Jobbie Nooner 1 & 2 and the Longest Raft Off
Pirate Palozza @ Tin Fish
This was an awesome summer!!! We meet and partied with some great people this year. From Pontoon clubs to marina's, from duck hunters (drunk in a wheel chair) to yuppies with 53' yachts. We love one and all of you.
Thank you for a fantastic year and see stay tuned for some parties we are working on this winter to stay connected!
The Jobbie Crew
With the long holiday weekend upon us most think Summer is over. Don't let us forget that next Saturday is Jobbie Nooner 2 on Gull Island. The Crew will be there with the Mystic Maiden for one last party to wind down the summer. Until then be safe and see you out on the water.
Check out this awesome aerial footage sent to us.
Got some more awesome images of Raft Off 2014 :